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| “You
won’t get rid of them that way,” he says cockily. “Too slow. What you want to
do, Great Master, is build a gigantic horn specially for the purpose and set
it up at SkyDome. You could terminate thousands at a time.” “Stick to your whipping,” I tell him. Then the two of us have a go at the horns. I’m surprised to discover whatfun it is to see them jump and cower and cry. I believe it’s just what they felt in some way when they were tormenting us. At this point their nervous systems are self-destructing. Some are having spasms, others are trying to climb the wall or hitting their heads on the floor. Many of them are fighting and trying to bite each other in the tail. A few just sit and weep or chatter incoherently to themselves. Why, there’s Ally Oop! My God, he’s far gone! Hair’s on end. Eyes are poppng. He staggers about with one hand on a fancied steering wheel. With the other he gives the finger salute. He’s trying to spit on everyone but he’s too dry. Torture! It’s a time-honoured game for hurting souls. A remedy from the Stone Age. By Balder, it works! |
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| They tormented us for
years and years for no good reason. They blasted us because we wouldn’t
drive like them.They worried us for being good drivers. Who knows how many
ears and nerves and hearts they ruined? They had no idea of what the horn
was really for. They thought God Almighty had given it to Moses on the Mount
for them to use against us. Klutz, of all people! I encounter him there and he greets me fondly, daring to give me a little clap on the shoulder. I dart him a sulphurous look. He draws back. He tells me he's been doing well in the CDA. I wonder how he made it in but don’t bother asking. He’s risen from section leader to whip and carries an ugly black lash as the symbol of his authority. |
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| At
dawn I go downtown and arrange to have Ally Oop and others like him brought
together in a school gym. The trucks are there when I arrive, two tractor cabs
with fine horns. The horns are set to go non-stop and the felons are paraded
around the gym. They walk defiantly and shake their fists at us, and make the
Finger Sign, as we watch from an upstairs window. But on day two we refine the process, so the blast is infrequent but can come at any time--while they’re eating, sleeping, or on the can. On the third day they’re all deaf. On the fourth day signs of mental dishevelment appear--surprise, surprise! Some roll on the floor. Others go fetal with hands pressed to their ears. At last they’re getting their just deserts. |
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